Saturday, February 5, 2011

Dear Zometa

Dear Zometa,
I know you are trying to make me better. You are smothering me with your love. I do not love you as much as you love me. Please stop giving me infections. A fever of 102 degrees is just too much. I do not like going to the hospital. I do not like shaking and sweating. If I could end our relationship, I think I would. However, I'm addicted to your bone strengthening powers. Just quit with the infections and fevers and everything will be much better.

xoxo

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